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Writer's pictureBec Johnstone

Disc Jockey Poetry

Updated: Jun 5, 2023


They call me baby B,

Coined as B.B.

Or lowercase bb

Capitalizing on me, the Notorious B.E.C.

Trivializing as “Bexy”

For embracing sexuality

Being more than a blonde b—

Just ask Slim Shady.

They call me Lady Slim Shady,

Shame me with my “crazy.”

Catch me on that fourth degree

Burning, but untouched by your stupidity,

Always learning.

Amused by ‘u’ like a Jacobean

Comedy.

Tragedy: being wack


—Wait, bring it back—

To B,

Criticizing my name,

Questioning my game:

Saying it's 'Too

Packed,' stacked.

Matched: it's 2Pac,

Akin to "mock," Jack

Off, alone beggin' for Mary,


As in Mary Jane, while I burn

MJ then Mary J B,

With B.I.G.

Played back, just for me

(Much o'bliged).

And occasionally,

My

—Bang! Bang!—

Baby...


Shot me down, like Nancy

By reducing me to “bar girl”

Dubbed by bar boys and Barbies

So I claimed my damn ID:

(did you see: those baby bangs?)

As DJ BJ

(laugh please).

Stage-name, famed me

For being:

Original, lyrical, slightly (Smalls)

Political, quite (hard) metal, grungy,

Synth knocking, R&B

Rocking, me,

Who raps; known locally,

For spitting B.I.G.

[SPAT: “despite being girly”]

[Scratch that,

From the record—yeah I collect records,


un-ironically.

I jazz with Billie

Pretend I’m on Holiday with Stevie,

Debbie—can’t nix Joni or Patti,

Smiths to Clash, Even Crosby

And Nash, jam to Jam and weep to Bowie

For being the original B.

Prince, charmingly

Uprooted the likely ID

Of musical artistry.

Being genre-free

Introduced me

To B.B.

And the King.

I supremely

Thank you,

B.E.C.]


Yes—I say flatly,

BIGGIE

The one and only,

Smalls, East renown,

Lyric king. Back to B,

(Sorry)

(No I’m not)

DJ BJ,

Swift with my words,

A smith of my words.


With my contemporary poetry

Using music, making poesy,

Posers flatter me,

Crown me Queen,

King—such gendered things

—Call me royalty.

In purple, all violet, a’dress me

Like Courtney,

Love me, royally

As a Disc Jockey—


[Current virtuosos

Through transitions, echoes,

Outros’ positioned loops,

Re-master rhymes

At promptly placed times.

Modernized ballads

Catalyze lovers,

Spinning, met'er

When he sees her

Dancing with others

Geez, you’re killin’ my rep B

(Still workin on my repertoire, see)

Get back to the beat, D—o—single g].


—For uniting people nightly

Through song—the classics—like a damn classicist,


Who brings you lyrical deities

Like Greek myths, my artists are prodigies.

DJ’s fine wine and cheeses,

(On ice

Cubed, with gin and juice

—N'a, N’a, Nas, x3 skip the mix,

Go with the Poison, 3 gins).

A regular Dionysus.

Dine with me through 90s

Whines, jams, spreads, thin like pâtés,

(prefer with Salt N Peppa)

Writing in cafes,

On napkins,

Through pseudonym, JLB .

Spun this ID

(So I can be a writer, poetee

…drummer?)

Burn with me, baby.

PM: JLB,

—Back to bb—

Burn thru the AM,

She

Keeps ‘em dancing

With B.E.C.


Sway like tulips

Shouting through pursed lips,

As you drink your hip


Hopps and mint juleps,

—Bang, bang, bangers—


Recalling your glory days;

Late and short twenties,

Some-things

Swooning

As my disc turns,

Last call brings

Mama’s kids, crooning.

Rocking B,

Start prepping your preppy zzz’s

As my beats breeze

By like buzzed bees

—no, like buzzed B’s

Baby me’s

They try to be.

Scene praising me,

Their bar gurrrl,

Who just simply

Wants them to see:

B.


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